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Jun. 6th, 2006 11:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
suitcasegnomeWhat better way to summarise the happenings of the past little while with quotes? In truth, I'm just too lazy to come up with anything better, plus I am surrounded by hilarious people.
Firstly, my dear friend Anne (aka![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mintroses)
radioactive fairy says:
It's good in some ways, cause my grandparents have all sorts of stories about the second world war and such
radioactive fairy says:
The trouble is that they're trying to raise me as if it was still going on
Meg! Mmmmmmm, malaise. At least my friends rock. says:
Eeeeeeeep.
Meg! Mmmmmmm, malaise. At least my friends rock. says:
At least that involves many skirts?
radioactive fairy says:
Not ones above the knee!
radioactive fairy says:
Honestly, my friends complain about their curfews being too early, and I'm like, 'You have a curfew? i'm not allowed out without two weeks prior advance notice!'
Nextly my little brother (who is straight, as far as I know, and that's pretty far):
"Meg, I promise never to sleep with any of your boyfriends."
-after watching a movie with complex familial relations.
Next, on MSN with my friend Ben:
Me: I've spent the past few weeks working for the governement.
Ben: Well, if you have the bling, you can treat me to dinner.
Me: ... Last I checked, girl does research for boy, boy takes girl out to dinner, as promised.
(I helped him with a research paper in exchange for dinner back during the school year).
Mom (it's more fun to not-explain this one):
"Look between your legs, Meg! You're NOT a boy!"
My friend Alex's comment about the X-Men movies:
"The only way they could ruin it any more is if Wolverine turned out to be gay."
Dad, to Tom, when at some stock car races:
"Tom, I think we might be the only people here with more fingers than tattooes."
My friend Adam, regarding the season finale of 24:
Me: How on Earth did Jack flippin' Bauer get kidnapped? He must have wanted it to happen?
Adam: He got snuck up on by Chinese ninjas. If they hadn't been ninjas they wouldn't have ahd a chance.
Me: Chinese ninjas?
Adam: That's how I know they were ninjas.
Me: Ahhhhhhh. I always thought Shaolin monks were the premier chinese fighting types.
Adam: That's what the ninjas want you to think.
(We ended up agreeing to set up a duel between a fighting monk and a ninja to see who would win... I say it's the monk because they have mad religious skillz!)
Annnnnnnd that's enough of those. But before I go, here's some real Canadian musicspam that people of all ages and nationalities can enjoy. ;P
The Arrogant Worms - I am NOT Canadian: http://www.sendspace.com/file/5sxdbo
Okay, so this isn't a song, but it's still funny.
The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song: http://www.sendspace.com/file/j7a358
This IS a song that is also quite hilarious. I like to sing along. ;)
The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate: http://www.sendspace.com/file/e740xj
My friend is learning to play this on guitar, and it's the kind of song that would be perfect for a campfire sing-along.
The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow: http://www.sendspace.com/file/3z0h50
This will eternally make me think of the time my friend got really bored and wrote all the lyrics down with a picture of a cow and gave it to me.
The Arrogant Worms - Canada is Really Big: http://www.sendspace.com/file/b4m9xq
I think Canada ought to change the national anthem to this one.
That's all for now, folks!
Kisses, Meg
Firstly, my dear friend Anne (aka
mintroses)radioactive fairy says:
It's good in some ways, cause my grandparents have all sorts of stories about the second world war and such
radioactive fairy says:
The trouble is that they're trying to raise me as if it was still going on
Meg! Mmmmmmm, malaise. At least my friends rock. says:
Eeeeeeeep.
Meg! Mmmmmmm, malaise. At least my friends rock. says:
At least that involves many skirts?
radioactive fairy says:
Not ones above the knee!
radioactive fairy says:
Honestly, my friends complain about their curfews being too early, and I'm like, 'You have a curfew? i'm not allowed out without two weeks prior advance notice!'
Nextly my little brother (who is straight, as far as I know, and that's pretty far):
"Meg, I promise never to sleep with any of your boyfriends."
-after watching a movie with complex familial relations.
Next, on MSN with my friend Ben:
Me: I've spent the past few weeks working for the governement.
Ben: Well, if you have the bling, you can treat me to dinner.
Me: ... Last I checked, girl does research for boy, boy takes girl out to dinner, as promised.
(I helped him with a research paper in exchange for dinner back during the school year).
Mom (it's more fun to not-explain this one):
"Look between your legs, Meg! You're NOT a boy!"
My friend Alex's comment about the X-Men movies:
"The only way they could ruin it any more is if Wolverine turned out to be gay."
Dad, to Tom, when at some stock car races:
"Tom, I think we might be the only people here with more fingers than tattooes."
My friend Adam, regarding the season finale of 24:
Me: How on Earth did Jack flippin' Bauer get kidnapped? He must have wanted it to happen?
Adam: He got snuck up on by Chinese ninjas. If they hadn't been ninjas they wouldn't have ahd a chance.
Me: Chinese ninjas?
Adam: That's how I know they were ninjas.
Me: Ahhhhhhh. I always thought Shaolin monks were the premier chinese fighting types.
Adam: That's what the ninjas want you to think.
(We ended up agreeing to set up a duel between a fighting monk and a ninja to see who would win... I say it's the monk because they have mad religious skillz!)
Annnnnnnd that's enough of those. But before I go, here's some real Canadian musicspam that people of all ages and nationalities can enjoy. ;P
The Arrogant Worms - I am NOT Canadian: http://www.sendspace.com/file/5sxdbo
Okay, so this isn't a song, but it's still funny.
The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song: http://www.sendspace.com/file/j7a358
This IS a song that is also quite hilarious. I like to sing along. ;)
The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate: http://www.sendspace.com/file/e740xj
My friend is learning to play this on guitar, and it's the kind of song that would be perfect for a campfire sing-along.
The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow: http://www.sendspace.com/file/3z0h50
This will eternally make me think of the time my friend got really bored and wrote all the lyrics down with a picture of a cow and gave it to me.
The Arrogant Worms - Canada is Really Big: http://www.sendspace.com/file/b4m9xq
I think Canada ought to change the national anthem to this one.
That's all for now, folks!
Kisses, Meg
